From the heart of the Big Apple...

"Spending time with Randi is like hanging out at an amusement park for adults."-Randi Kaplan's sista Sid "Look at your nails, they're sooo long, how do you do anything with them?" " Honey, I'm Jewish, who says I do anything?..." -Randi Kaplan's response to a skinny bitch - " ... Please,... I'm such a JAP I don't even get my own period anymore...I have someone get it for me" But when all is said and done....I have a big heart...it matches my ass"   -Randi Kaplan on her ass